foxkitty325

Dear Friends I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when When we skinny dipped in your closet and I saw you sit on my mustard souffle. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I got a sex change. I'm returning the cut toenails to you but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of Oprah Winfrey imitations. Go and drown yourself HOW TO DO THIS MEME: Dear (someone): I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough t

So! My mom decided to tell me my eyebrows looked funny, which was whatever. But then she asked "What did you do to them? Hmm? What did you do to them? They didn't look like that yesterday!" Um, excuse me. Yes they did. I have done nothing between yesterday and today to my eyebrows, thank you very much. So, I decided to cut my hair from side bangs to front bangs so she couldn't see them (my mom hates it when I cut my hair =P) and then what? Oh, now, apparently, I look funny because I have straight forward bangs and big glasses. Really? There is no point in critising my apperance, it's not like I can magically regrow my hair back into side bang

I have exams. In 3 days counting today (which is almost over). AND I HAVEN'T STARTED STUDYING AT ALL BECAUSE I'M A RETARD. I haven't even started looking over units we did more than like a week ago and I am screwed. Well, I must say, Manitoba sucks. It is always cold (always. I don't care what my friends say, I am cold when I am outside), there are mosquitos creeping around (those little fuckers!), and there are very few fun things to do. My town in Manitoba sucks as well. Apparently, people around here need to know everything about everyone. Excuse me, you were wondering why my blinds are always closed? WELL MAYBE IT'S SO I CAN STOP PEOPLE